Lyrics - Wish You'd Showered

Here is another track from the Okra Pods' tribute to Eric Clapton, "Creamed of Okra". This is a parody of “Blues Power".

Wish You'd Showered
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

Bet you didn’t think to wash in between your rolls.
Or go and scrubba dubby dub off those layers of mold.
You’re starting to smell like rotting florets of Cauliflower,
And now I’m wishing that you’d showered.

The fungus on your hinny has spread and is starting to grow.
It’s creeping and a’crawling, and soon it will start to show.
Now even your feet are starting to sour,
And now I’m wishing that you’d showered.

Well, bet you didn’t think to wash in between your toes.
Or go and scrubba dubby dub around all of your holes.
You have me running like a real woosified coward,
And now I’m wishing that you’d showered.

Running from you now.
The cooties gonna spread from you.
Scrub on, scrub on, scrub on scrubbing on.
Scrub on scrubbing on, scrub on scrubbing on.

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Lyrics - The Wrong John

Here is another great Eagles parody. This time the Okra Pods rewrite "The Long Run". Here is one of the most requested songs from the Eagles tribute album "Make It Greasy".

The Wrong John
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

I thought my tummy was shot.
I had to run for the pot.
I couldn’t let anything stand in my way.
Oh, I had to hit it,
I was starting to fidget.
I just hurried on in the wrong way.
Oh, I was so backed up, I was turning blue.
Didn’t know I was going potty in the girl’s bathroom!

I hope no one witnessed
I sat down
On the wrong john.
I may hide with great persistance
In this stall
For the long haul.

Women talking around me.
I can see a lady’s shoe.
If they turn around
Can they see me too?
On the wrong john
Ooh, I’m out of tissue, on the wrong john.

You know I don’t dare stand.
I’ll just have to kick back and sit here.
And lift my feet so no one can see my two shoes.
You know this restaurant is confusing baby.
With poorly labeled signs for the loo.
Do I run for the door?
Do I hide like a bunny?
Do you think one night,
I’ll look back and find this funny?

Am I gonna make it?
I sit and pout on the wrong john.
Don’t think I can take it
Cause the smell is a strong one.

We’ll I’m scared, but I’m still aching.
Crack a vent, my wind’s a’ breakin’.
On the wrong john.
Ooh, I think I smell you, it’s the wrong john…
On the wrong john.
In the wrong stall.
On the wrong john.
In the wrong stall.

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News - Okra Pods Now NOT Appearing on Tonight Show

It was reported yesterday that the Okra Pods were signed to perform on Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show. Unfortunately, due to the developments today between Conan and The Tonight Show, all scheduled appearances have been cancelled.

"We are very disappointed at the news," stated Derik Hamm. "This is the second time a late night TV appearance has fallen through for us. Hopefully, one day soon, our fans will get to see us on TV".

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Lyrics - Damn Pill

Here is a parody from "The Yellow Okra Album" of The Beatles "I Will". Critics have proclaimed The Yellow Okra Album as being the greatest parody album of all time. I will try and get all the lyrics from this landmark album up very soon. My favorite is the parody for "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except for Me and My Monkey"... but due to the adult content of the song, I may pass on posting those lyrics.

Damn Pill
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

Who knows how long I've snubbed you
I think your name is Jill
Wait! I swear that kid is not mine!
I thought you were on the pill.

For years I never saw you
I think this is just a game.
But it doesn't really mattered
I don't think we look the same.

Lawyers file lawsuits and drag me to court.
Lawyers rip out my heart.
Lawyers prove that we were together.
Lawyers tear out me apart.

The D N A has proved true.
You're giv-ing me a scare.
Freeze accounts so I can pay you.
Feel-ing sleazy - Who's the next to sue?
Will the things I did in my youth now haunt me?
Oh! Your name's Lucille!

Damn pill...

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Lyrics - I'm Scared of Clowns

This was nearly nominated for a Grammy in 1999 but was two votes shy. Derik swears that the academy is full of clowns and they took offense to the lyrics. Here is a parody of ELO's Don't Let Me Down from the Okra Pods 1998 album entitled "Rhymes with Slime".

I’m Scared of Clowns
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

You got me runnin’ frightened out of my mind,
You got me freakin’ at the site of a mime.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see one once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

Was watching Bozo with my childhood friends.
Got so afraid I started to poop my threads.
I’m telling you it was pouring out of my end.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
I’m scared of Clowns.

They’re making animals from balloons, you know.
All filled with gas that is about to explode!
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

Ronald Mcdonald is such a crazy sight.
I’m thinking Arbys when I need a bite.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

I’m scared of Clowns, gross
I’m scared of Clowns, gross
I’m scared of Clowns, gross
I’m scared of Clowns.

They’re really rude and like to hide in tall grass.
They’ll jump out and get you when you walk past.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

Pies are a’baking in their kitchens today
They’re filled with bombs that will blow you away.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

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News - Okra Pods to Appear on Conan O'Brien

The Okra Pods have announced that they are set to perform on the Conan O'Brien's The Tonight Show. The news is a bit confusing since the announcement states that the parody rock band will perform in early May 2010... and the Tonight Show will more than likely not have the lanky Conan O'Brien behind the interview desk.

"We are very excited to finally have another shot on late night tv." says manager Rob DeRich. "The last... and only... shot we ever had was on Letterman years ago but the band was bumped after Robin William's segment ran long."

"It's all hoolywood, baby" informs guitarist Paulzey Ford. "We think this entire situation between Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien is a work. It is like when Stone Cold Steve Austin stomps a mudhole into The Undertaker, but after the wrestling match is over they both sit backstage sipping tea and discussing quantum physics. I believe the networks made this entire drama up to help boost Conan's ratings."

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Lyrics - That Woman Knew Taekwondo

Here is a track from the Okra Pod's fifth album "Who Gives A Crop". This is a parody of Deep Purple's "Woman from Tokyo". This track shows that these guys can really rock!

That Woman Knew Taekwondo
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

I was just having fun,
When I reached and grabbed her bum.
Yeah, she showed her bad disposition.
Then she tore me apart!

That woman knew taekwondo
She made me bleed.
That woman knew taekwondo
She was really tee’d!

Can’t believe that she’s so mean!
Think I have a ruptured spleen…
Yeah, she nearly puncture my liver,
And my skin is turning gray

That woman knew taekwondo
She cracked my knee.
That woman knew taekwondo
There’s blood in my pee.

Now I’m so sore and I colapsed my lung…

My heart gave way on her final shove.
My body won’t move as my soul floats above.
Soon I will see Grandpa Jack and Aunt Blite.
Then I start to fly and head straight for the light.

Waking in a doctor’s room
Screaming ‘bout my aching wounds.
Yeah, my body feels like its on fire.
I wanna die!

That woman knew taekwondo
She made me bleed.
That woman knew taekwondo
She was really tee’d!

That woman knew taekwondo
She cracked my knee.
That woman knew taekwondo
There’s blood in my pee.

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