Lyrics - That Woman Knew Taekwondo

Here is a track from the Okra Pod's fifth album "Who Gives A Crop". This is a parody of Deep Purple's "Woman from Tokyo". This track shows that these guys can really rock!

That Woman Knew Taekwondo
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

I was just having fun,
When I reached and grabbed her bum.
Yeah, she showed her bad disposition.
Then she tore me apart!

That woman knew taekwondo
She made me bleed.
That woman knew taekwondo
She was really tee’d!

Can’t believe that she’s so mean!
Think I have a ruptured spleen…
Yeah, she nearly puncture my liver,
And my skin is turning gray

That woman knew taekwondo
She cracked my knee.
That woman knew taekwondo
There’s blood in my pee.

Now I’m so sore and I colapsed my lung…

My heart gave way on her final shove.
My body won’t move as my soul floats above.
Soon I will see Grandpa Jack and Aunt Blite.
Then I start to fly and head straight for the light.

Waking in a doctor’s room
Screaming ‘bout my aching wounds.
Yeah, my body feels like its on fire.
I wanna die!

That woman knew taekwondo
She made me bleed.
That woman knew taekwondo
She was really tee’d!

That woman knew taekwondo
She cracked my knee.
That woman knew taekwondo
There’s blood in my pee.

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