Lyrics - The Wrong John

Here is another great Eagles parody. This time the Okra Pods rewrite "The Long Run". Here is one of the most requested songs from the Eagles tribute album "Make It Greasy".

The Wrong John
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

I thought my tummy was shot.
I had to run for the pot.
I couldn’t let anything stand in my way.
Oh, I had to hit it,
I was starting to fidget.
I just hurried on in the wrong way.
Oh, I was so backed up, I was turning blue.
Didn’t know I was going potty in the girl’s bathroom!

I hope no one witnessed
I sat down
On the wrong john.
I may hide with great persistance
In this stall
For the long haul.

Women talking around me.
I can see a lady’s shoe.
If they turn around
Can they see me too?
On the wrong john
Ooh, I’m out of tissue, on the wrong john.

You know I don’t dare stand.
I’ll just have to kick back and sit here.
And lift my feet so no one can see my two shoes.
You know this restaurant is confusing baby.
With poorly labeled signs for the loo.
Do I run for the door?
Do I hide like a bunny?
Do you think one night,
I’ll look back and find this funny?

Am I gonna make it?
I sit and pout on the wrong john.
Don’t think I can take it
Cause the smell is a strong one.

We’ll I’m scared, but I’m still aching.
Crack a vent, my wind’s a’ breakin’.
On the wrong john.
Ooh, I think I smell you, it’s the wrong john…
On the wrong john.
In the wrong stall.
On the wrong john.
In the wrong stall.

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