Lyrics - My Underwear's Too Tight

From the Okra Pods' tribute to Eric Clapton, "Cream of Okra", here is a parody of “Wonderful Tonight”.

My Underwear’s Too Tight
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

My date is not leaving; she’s wondering around my lair.
She tells me to wake up and crushes a long cold stare.
And then she tells me… that I don’t look all right
And I say, Yes, I think my underwear’s too tight.

I go to the potty and it’s very hard to pee.
The washroom attendee starts staring a hole through me.
And then he asks me, Do you feel all right?
And I say, No, I think my underwear’s too tight.

I feel numb and weak below the knee
There’s tingling in my thighs.
And the fungus in my crawl
Has not itched in quite a while now that the skin’s blue.

I’m starting to moan now and my feet are made of lead.
So I rip off my starched briefs and the blood rushes to my head.
And then I tell her, as I pass out tonight.
I say, My darling, it’s ‘cause my underwear was tight.
Oh my darling, you see my underwear was too tight.

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