Here is my favorite track from the Okra Pods' tribute to Eric Clapton,"Cream of Okra".This is a parody of Eric Clapton's "Hello Old Friend". Derik plays a mean slide guitar on this track!
I WEAR DEPENDS
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods
As I was running from the law one day,
I thought I made a clean getaway.
Without the right key my time looked quite bleak,
My hands were cuffed and I had to take a leak.
I wear Depends,
The Police dogs quickly snagged my scent.
I wear Depends
The chili from yesterday gave the hint.
For eighteen years I sat inside a cell,
Upon release I ran to Taco Bell.
I ate so much I made my belly sore.
So I filled my drawers and then I ate some more.
I wear Depends,
I really hope your standing's not down-wind.
I wear Depends,
The smell of me surely would offend.
My uncle Jed, he was a millionaire.
He died and left his castle to my care.
I'd get all his money if I stayed the night.
There were ghosts, I damn near died of fright.
I wear Depends,
It's really good to have some on the shelf.
I wear Depends,
They're handy when you're scared and poop yourself.
I wear Depends,
Swimming in them is not very cool.
I wear Depends,
They'll suck up half the water from the pool.
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