Lyrics - Twitchy Woman

Here is a parody entitled "Twitchy Woman" from the Eagles tribute "Make It Greasy". Dave says he wrote it about an old ex-girlfriend who had a really bad nervous twitch any time she ate beans... which proved to be a bit of a problem.

Twitchy Woman
(C) 2010 David Jones and the Okra Pods

People stare as Rhonda trips...
Straws are barred when she sips.
Eyepatched socket shades her site.
She's a nervous seamstress with an aweful plight.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
See her eat this pie.
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She jabbed a spoon in her eye.

She has a boyfriend, his name is Mike.
He wears goggles to protect his sight.
She grazed his retina with the kitchen broom,
As she shoved it accidentally when she swept the room.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
See her kiss her guy.
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She jabbed her tongue in his eye.

Well Rhonda once blew her cover,
Her pants were her brother's.
She didn't know she had to tie the threads.
And when she tried to run around,
Her sweatpants hit the ground.
Her can rocked and twitched at the wrong time,
And her face turned red.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
How did her pants come untied?
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She showed her moon to the sky!

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