Lyrics - My Underwear's Too Tight

From the Okra Pods' tribute to Eric Clapton, "Cream of Okra", here is a parody of “Wonderful Tonight”.

My Underwear’s Too Tight
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

My date is not leaving; she’s wondering around my lair.
She tells me to wake up and crushes a long cold stare.
And then she tells me… that I don’t look all right
And I say, Yes, I think my underwear’s too tight.

I go to the potty and it’s very hard to pee.
The washroom attendee starts staring a hole through me.
And then he asks me, Do you feel all right?
And I say, No, I think my underwear’s too tight.

I feel numb and weak below the knee
There’s tingling in my thighs.
And the fungus in my crawl
Has not itched in quite a while now that the skin’s blue.

I’m starting to moan now and my feet are made of lead.
So I rip off my starched briefs and the blood rushes to my head.
And then I tell her, as I pass out tonight.
I say, My darling, it’s ‘cause my underwear was tight.
Oh my darling, you see my underwear was too tight.

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Lyrics - Big Bird

Here's a track from the "Yellow Okra Album". This is a sick parody of "Blackbird". Not my favorite track from this album but it is very interesting in a twisted way.

Big Bird
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

Big Bird cooking with some bread tonight.
Bake his chicken wings and fry his thigh.
Slice and dice.
You are only waiting for the biscuit dough to rise.

Big Bird steaming on a bed of rice.
Bake a Shepard’s Pie and make some tea.
What a night!
You are only waiting for Oscar, Grover, Burt and Ernie.
Big Bird die, Big Bird die.
Take a big bite with an ice cold Sprite.

Big Bird steaming on a bed of rice.
Bake these spicy wings and slice the brie.
Grab the knife.
You are only waiting for the muppets to arrive.
You are only waiting for the muppets to arrive.
You are only waiting for the muppets to arrive.

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Lyrics - Why Don't You Lift The Seat On The Commode?

Here is an example of pure genius from the Okra Pods. Here is a parody of “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?” from The Yellow Okra Album.

Why Don’t You Lift the Seat on the Commode?
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
No one wants to sit there now.
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?

Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
No one wants to sit there now.
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?

Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
No one wants to sit on that now.
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?

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Okra Pods - Discography

Okra Pods Discography

The world's greatest Parody Rock Band has a HUGE crop of albums. Check out all the titles below!

1985
Eat The Okra Pods - The Debut Album
A Second Helping
Okra Dokey

1986
Live in Okrahoma!

1988
Who Gives a Crop?
Hammer of the Pods - A Tribute to Led Zeppelin

1989
The Yellow Okra Album - Complete parody of The Beatles White Album
Cream of Okra - A Tribute to Eric Clapton

1990
Breaded Okra - A Collection of Love Ballads
In Bad Taste
Fresh Picks Volume 1 - Best of the Okra Pods 1985-1990

1991
Laying Seed
The Lost Recipes

1992
More Lost Recipes
Main Course
Live Rude Okra
Eat It When Its Fried - A Tribute to Paul McCartney

1993
Last of the Lost Recipes
Pod of Thunder - A Tribute to KISS

1994
Resurrecting the Okra King

1995
Fresh Picks Volume 2 - Best of the Okra Pods 1991-1995

1997
Salt and Peppered Okra Club Sandwich - A Tribute to the Beatles

1998
Little Okra Annie
Rhymes with Slime
Pickled Pink - A Tribute to Pink Floyd

1999
Pod Aweful
Escape Pod
Southern Fried Okra
Medium Rare Okra

2000
Flabby Load
In Pod We Trust
For the Love of Pod - A Trippie Hippie Tribute
Make it Greasy - A Tribute to the Eagles
Fresh Picks Volume 3 - Best of the Okra Pods 1996-2000

2001
That's a Load of Crop!
Stew-Pendous
Eat, Drink and Cry Mary - A Tribute to Hendrix

2002
Lightning Pods
Simmering In His Own Juices - Derik's Non-Parody Solo Album Featuring The Okra Pods

2003
Far East Okra - A Tribute to George Harrison

2004
The Soundtrack to the Unreleased Movie "Mayhem at the Malt Shop"
2 Gross - The Okra Pod Box Set

2005
Crop Suey
Fresh Picks Volume 4 - The Best of the Okra Pods 2001-2005

2006
Pod-Parazzis

2007
Okrapolis

2008
Pickled Inside - A Tribute to John Lennon
Dark Side of the Spoon
The Unravelling Hillbillies

2009
Revolting - A Parody of The Beatles Revolver

Total of 50 Albums! Now that is COOL!!!

Lyrics - I Wear Depends

Here is my favorite track from the Okra Pods' tribute to Eric Clapton,"Cream of Okra".
This is a parody of Eric Clapton's "Hello Old Friend". Derik plays a mean slide guitar on this track!

I WEAR DEPENDS
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

As I was running from the law one day,
I thought I made a clean getaway.
Without the right key my time looked quite bleak,
My hands were cuffed and I had to take a leak.

I wear Depends,
The Police dogs quickly snagged my scent.
I wear Depends
The chili from yesterday gave the hint.

For eighteen years I sat inside a cell,
Upon release I ran to Taco Bell.
I ate so much I made my belly sore.
So I filled my drawers and then I ate some more.

I wear Depends,
I really hope your standing's not down-wind.
I wear Depends,
The smell of me surely would offend.

My uncle Jed, he was a millionaire.
He died and left his castle to my care.
I'd get all his money if I stayed the night.
There were ghosts, I damn near died of fright.

I wear Depends,
It's really good to have some on the shelf.
I wear Depends,
They're handy when you're scared and poop yourself.

I wear Depends,
Swimming in them is not very cool.
I wear Depends,
They'll suck up half the water from the pool.

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