Lyrics - The Wrong John

Here is another great Eagles parody. This time the Okra Pods rewrite "The Long Run". Here is one of the most requested songs from the Eagles tribute album "Make It Greasy".

The Wrong John
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

I thought my tummy was shot.
I had to run for the pot.
I couldn’t let anything stand in my way.
Oh, I had to hit it,
I was starting to fidget.
I just hurried on in the wrong way.
Oh, I was so backed up, I was turning blue.
Didn’t know I was going potty in the girl’s bathroom!

I hope no one witnessed
I sat down
On the wrong john.
I may hide with great persistance
In this stall
For the long haul.

Women talking around me.
I can see a lady’s shoe.
If they turn around
Can they see me too?
On the wrong john
Ooh, I’m out of tissue, on the wrong john.

You know I don’t dare stand.
I’ll just have to kick back and sit here.
And lift my feet so no one can see my two shoes.
You know this restaurant is confusing baby.
With poorly labeled signs for the loo.
Do I run for the door?
Do I hide like a bunny?
Do you think one night,
I’ll look back and find this funny?

Am I gonna make it?
I sit and pout on the wrong john.
Don’t think I can take it
Cause the smell is a strong one.

We’ll I’m scared, but I’m still aching.
Crack a vent, my wind’s a’ breakin’.
On the wrong john.
Ooh, I think I smell you, it’s the wrong john…
On the wrong john.
In the wrong stall.
On the wrong john.
In the wrong stall.

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News - Okra Pods Now NOT Appearing on Tonight Show

It was reported yesterday that the Okra Pods were signed to perform on Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show. Unfortunately, due to the developments today between Conan and The Tonight Show, all scheduled appearances have been cancelled.

"We are very disappointed at the news," stated Derik Hamm. "This is the second time a late night TV appearance has fallen through for us. Hopefully, one day soon, our fans will get to see us on TV".

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Lyrics - Damn Pill

Here is a parody from "The Yellow Okra Album" of The Beatles "I Will". Critics have proclaimed The Yellow Okra Album as being the greatest parody album of all time. I will try and get all the lyrics from this landmark album up very soon. My favorite is the parody for "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except for Me and My Monkey"... but due to the adult content of the song, I may pass on posting those lyrics.

Damn Pill
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

Who knows how long I've snubbed you
I think your name is Jill
Wait! I swear that kid is not mine!
I thought you were on the pill.

For years I never saw you
I think this is just a game.
But it doesn't really mattered
I don't think we look the same.

Lawyers file lawsuits and drag me to court.
Lawyers rip out my heart.
Lawyers prove that we were together.
Lawyers tear out me apart.

The D N A has proved true.
You're giv-ing me a scare.
Freeze accounts so I can pay you.
Feel-ing sleazy - Who's the next to sue?
Will the things I did in my youth now haunt me?
Oh! Your name's Lucille!

Damn pill...

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Lyrics - I'm Scared of Clowns

This was nearly nominated for a Grammy in 1999 but was two votes shy. Derik swears that the academy is full of clowns and they took offense to the lyrics. Here is a parody of ELO's Don't Let Me Down from the Okra Pods 1998 album entitled "Rhymes with Slime".

I’m Scared of Clowns
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

You got me runnin’ frightened out of my mind,
You got me freakin’ at the site of a mime.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see one once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

Was watching Bozo with my childhood friends.
Got so afraid I started to poop my threads.
I’m telling you it was pouring out of my end.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
I’m scared of Clowns. Wuss!
I’m scared of Clowns.

They’re making animals from balloons, you know.
All filled with gas that is about to explode!
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

Ronald Mcdonald is such a crazy sight.
I’m thinking Arbys when I need a bite.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

I’m scared of Clowns, gross
I’m scared of Clowns, gross
I’m scared of Clowns, gross
I’m scared of Clowns.

They’re really rude and like to hide in tall grass.
They’ll jump out and get you when you walk past.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

Pies are a’baking in their kitchens today
They’re filled with bombs that will blow you away.
I’m scared of Clowns, Oh no no no no no,
If I see you once more I bet I’ll pee on the floor.
I’m scared of Clowns.

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Lyrics - That Woman Knew Taekwondo

Here is a track from the Okra Pod's fifth album "Who Gives A Crop". This is a parody of Deep Purple's "Woman from Tokyo". This track shows that these guys can really rock!

That Woman Knew Taekwondo
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

I was just having fun,
When I reached and grabbed her bum.
Yeah, she showed her bad disposition.
Then she tore me apart!

That woman knew taekwondo
She made me bleed.
That woman knew taekwondo
She was really tee’d!

Can’t believe that she’s so mean!
Think I have a ruptured spleen…
Yeah, she nearly puncture my liver,
And my skin is turning gray

That woman knew taekwondo
She cracked my knee.
That woman knew taekwondo
There’s blood in my pee.

Now I’m so sore and I colapsed my lung…

My heart gave way on her final shove.
My body won’t move as my soul floats above.
Soon I will see Grandpa Jack and Aunt Blite.
Then I start to fly and head straight for the light.

Waking in a doctor’s room
Screaming ‘bout my aching wounds.
Yeah, my body feels like its on fire.
I wanna die!

That woman knew taekwondo
She made me bleed.
That woman knew taekwondo
She was really tee’d!

That woman knew taekwondo
She cracked my knee.
That woman knew taekwondo
There’s blood in my pee.

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Lyrics - Twitchy Woman

Here is a parody entitled "Twitchy Woman" from the Eagles tribute "Make It Greasy". Dave says he wrote it about an old ex-girlfriend who had a really bad nervous twitch any time she ate beans... which proved to be a bit of a problem.

Twitchy Woman
(C) 2010 David Jones and the Okra Pods

People stare as Rhonda trips...
Straws are barred when she sips.
Eyepatched socket shades her site.
She's a nervous seamstress with an aweful plight.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
See her eat this pie.
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She jabbed a spoon in her eye.

She has a boyfriend, his name is Mike.
He wears goggles to protect his sight.
She grazed his retina with the kitchen broom,
As she shoved it accidentally when she swept the room.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
See her kiss her guy.
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She jabbed her tongue in his eye.

Well Rhonda once blew her cover,
Her pants were her brother's.
She didn't know she had to tie the threads.
And when she tried to run around,
Her sweatpants hit the ground.
Her can rocked and twitched at the wrong time,
And her face turned red.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
How did her pants come untied?
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She showed her moon to the sky!

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Lyrics - Why Don't You Lift The Seat On The Commode?

Here is an example of pure genius from the Okra Pods. Here is a parody of “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?” from The Yellow Okra Album.

Why Don’t You Lift the Seat on the Commode?
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
No one wants to sit there now.
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?

Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
No one wants to sit there now.
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?

Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?
No one wants to sit on that now.
Why don’t you lift the seat on the commode?

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Okra Pods - Discography

Okra Pods Discography

The world's greatest Parody Rock Band has a HUGE crop of albums. Check out all the titles below!

1985
Eat The Okra Pods - The Debut Album
A Second Helping
Okra Dokey

1986
Live in Okrahoma!

1988
Who Gives a Crop?
Hammer of the Pods - A Tribute to Led Zeppelin

1989
The Yellow Okra Album - Complete parody of The Beatles White Album
Cream of Okra - A Tribute to Eric Clapton

1990
Breaded Okra - A Collection of Love Ballads
In Bad Taste
Fresh Picks Volume 1 - Best of the Okra Pods 1985-1990

1991
Laying Seed
The Lost Recipes

1992
More Lost Recipes
Main Course
Live Rude Okra
Eat It When Its Fried - A Tribute to Paul McCartney

1993
Last of the Lost Recipes
Pod of Thunder - A Tribute to KISS

1994
Resurrecting the Okra King

1995
Fresh Picks Volume 2 - Best of the Okra Pods 1991-1995

1997
Salt and Peppered Okra Club Sandwich - A Tribute to the Beatles

1998
Little Okra Annie
Rhymes with Slime
Pickled Pink - A Tribute to Pink Floyd

1999
Pod Aweful
Escape Pod
Southern Fried Okra
Medium Rare Okra

2000
Flabby Load
In Pod We Trust
For the Love of Pod - A Trippie Hippie Tribute
Make it Greasy - A Tribute to the Eagles
Fresh Picks Volume 3 - Best of the Okra Pods 1996-2000

2001
That's a Load of Crop!
Stew-Pendous
Eat, Drink and Cry Mary - A Tribute to Hendrix

2002
Lightning Pods
Simmering In His Own Juices - Derik's Non-Parody Solo Album Featuring The Okra Pods

2003
Far East Okra - A Tribute to George Harrison

2004
The Soundtrack to the Unreleased Movie "Mayhem at the Malt Shop"
2 Gross - The Okra Pod Box Set

2005
Crop Suey
Fresh Picks Volume 4 - The Best of the Okra Pods 2001-2005

2006
Pod-Parazzis

2007
Okrapolis

2008
Pickled Inside - A Tribute to John Lennon
Dark Side of the Spoon
The Unravelling Hillbillies

2009
Revolting - A Parody of The Beatles Revolver

Total of 50 Albums! Now that is COOL!!!

Lyrics - I Wear Depends

Here is my favorite track from the Okra Pods' tribute to Eric Clapton,"Cream of Okra".
This is a parody of Eric Clapton's "Hello Old Friend". Derik plays a mean slide guitar on this track!

I WEAR DEPENDS
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

As I was running from the law one day,
I thought I made a clean getaway.
Without the right key my time looked quite bleak,
My hands were cuffed and I had to take a leak.

I wear Depends,
The Police dogs quickly snagged my scent.
I wear Depends
The chili from yesterday gave the hint.

For eighteen years I sat inside a cell,
Upon release I ran to Taco Bell.
I ate so much I made my belly sore.
So I filled my drawers and then I ate some more.

I wear Depends,
I really hope your standing's not down-wind.
I wear Depends,
The smell of me surely would offend.

My uncle Jed, he was a millionaire.
He died and left his castle to my care.
I'd get all his money if I stayed the night.
There were ghosts, I damn near died of fright.

I wear Depends,
It's really good to have some on the shelf.
I wear Depends,
They're handy when you're scared and poop yourself.

I wear Depends,
Swimming in them is not very cool.
I wear Depends,
They'll suck up half the water from the pool.

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