Lyrics - The Wrong John

Here is another great Eagles parody. This time the Okra Pods rewrite "The Long Run". Here is one of the most requested songs from the Eagles tribute album "Make It Greasy".

The Wrong John
©2009 David Jones and The Okra Pods

I thought my tummy was shot.
I had to run for the pot.
I couldn’t let anything stand in my way.
Oh, I had to hit it,
I was starting to fidget.
I just hurried on in the wrong way.
Oh, I was so backed up, I was turning blue.
Didn’t know I was going potty in the girl’s bathroom!

I hope no one witnessed
I sat down
On the wrong john.
I may hide with great persistance
In this stall
For the long haul.

Women talking around me.
I can see a lady’s shoe.
If they turn around
Can they see me too?
On the wrong john
Ooh, I’m out of tissue, on the wrong john.

You know I don’t dare stand.
I’ll just have to kick back and sit here.
And lift my feet so no one can see my two shoes.
You know this restaurant is confusing baby.
With poorly labeled signs for the loo.
Do I run for the door?
Do I hide like a bunny?
Do you think one night,
I’ll look back and find this funny?

Am I gonna make it?
I sit and pout on the wrong john.
Don’t think I can take it
Cause the smell is a strong one.

We’ll I’m scared, but I’m still aching.
Crack a vent, my wind’s a’ breakin’.
On the wrong john.
Ooh, I think I smell you, it’s the wrong john…
On the wrong john.
In the wrong stall.
On the wrong john.
In the wrong stall.

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Lyrics - Twitchy Woman

Here is a parody entitled "Twitchy Woman" from the Eagles tribute "Make It Greasy". Dave says he wrote it about an old ex-girlfriend who had a really bad nervous twitch any time she ate beans... which proved to be a bit of a problem.

Twitchy Woman
(C) 2010 David Jones and the Okra Pods

People stare as Rhonda trips...
Straws are barred when she sips.
Eyepatched socket shades her site.
She's a nervous seamstress with an aweful plight.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
See her eat this pie.
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She jabbed a spoon in her eye.

She has a boyfriend, his name is Mike.
He wears goggles to protect his sight.
She grazed his retina with the kitchen broom,
As she shoved it accidentally when she swept the room.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
See her kiss her guy.
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She jabbed her tongue in his eye.

Well Rhonda once blew her cover,
Her pants were her brother's.
She didn't know she had to tie the threads.
And when she tried to run around,
Her sweatpants hit the ground.
Her can rocked and twitched at the wrong time,
And her face turned red.

Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
How did her pants come untied?
Woo hoo, twitchy woman...
She showed her moon to the sky!

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